Dull Men's Club
Welcome to our website
Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is coming up. Would you like to order one of our new T-shirts for ladies for your Valentine?
Click here to order
Or a cap?
To order "The Classic" (gray), click here.
"The Californian" (pink), click here. "The New Yorker" (black), click here
To see all items in our Dull Men's Shop, click here.
About Our Website
We hope you have as much fun viewing our site as we have maintaining it. You too can have a hand in maintaining it. Email your suggestions for content using our Contact Us Form [click here] or Email [click This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ].Your contributions will be posted to the website and to our daily blog — Dullog.
This website is a place in cyberspace where dull men — and women who appreciate dull men — share experiences, interests, and ways of coping – coping in a world that presents ever increasing number of exciting things to do.
This is not an aspirational website — not a website promising men flatter stomachs, whiter teeth, more money in the bank, and (air-brushed) girlfriends. Instead, we enjoy ordinary things.
A new way of enjoying the ordinary has come about — www and email. We now share with fellow dull men around the world without leaving home. And, when we do leave home, we consult this website to find ways to avoid excitement wherever we go.
February is not only Bird Feeding Month. February is also Library Lovers' Month anbd Return Shopping Carts to Supermarkets Month. Click here to get to our February Calendar of Events.
Airport Luggage Carousels. Our website has what we think is the world's largest report on airport luggage carousels — clockwise or counterclociwise. We cover over 400 airports, and the list is growing.
Collections & Museums. We like museums of everyday, ordinary things like coat hangers, combs, lawnmowers, dog collars. We avoid glizty exhibits of famous museums, their wine-and-cheese parties, racing to get headlines, always raising funds. We report on over 100 collections and museums, and the list is growing.
Appreciation Societies. We don't need to appreciate things all by ourselves. There are appreciation societies we join to be with others to appreciate things like clouds, biscuits, traffic cones. Twenty-one Appreciation Societies are reported on so far on our website.
Races. Formula 1, Ascot, NASCAR are too exciting. We like races of slower, more ordinary things. So far, our website reports on racing snails, turtles, gold fish, rubber ducks, ferrets, pigeons, shopping trolleys, lawnmowers, milk floats, Trabants.
Roundabouting. Here we reflect on our favorite roundabouts around the world.
Parking Lots. [In development. Here we will be reporting on our favorite parking lots around the world.]
Dull things to do in exciting cities. [In development.]
Website Graveyard. [In development. This is where we pay tribute to websites that are no longer with us, such as the famous Cambridge Coffee Pot Webcam, the first webcam to stream on the world wide web.]
Our website is unique in at least one way. There are no exclamation marks. When you This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it us, please refrain, if you can, from using exclamation marks as well,
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Event of the Month — February
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We now are populating our Calendar for February. Please send events you'd like to have listed to us through our Contact Us Page
We'd also like to hear from you about:
- Events for other months
- More collections & museums
- Races (rubber ducks, shopping trolleys, library book carts — nothing faster than a Trabant)
- Safe Excitement — what do you like to do in addition to watching paint dry?
- Your favorite park benches
- Your favorite roundabouts
- Additions to the world's largest directory on the direction of airport luggage carousels
- Anything else
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