You might be a dull man if . . . .

[this is work in progress]

We began with "You might be a dull man if gray is your favorite color." The list is growing:

. . . if you enjoy reading this page on our website

New . . . if you nap.

. . . if you still dial and listen to a Speaking Clock [thanks to Steve R., London, for this one, click here]

. . . if one of your favorite colors is UPS brown

. . . if, because of the colors they use, you prefer UPS over FedEx

. . . if, when you are in a hotel, you prefer a view of parking lot instead of beauty mountains or beaches

. . . if you've won a Straight Row Farming Contest [thanks to Claude Hopper, Ogallala, Nebraska, for this one]

. . . if you like mac and cheese

. . . if you like meatloaf [thanks to Herb Aceous, London, for this one]

. . . if you enjoy listening to water dripping

. . . if you enjoy watching tide going out and coming back in

. . . if you collect sand

. . . if you collect coat hangers

. . . if on Friday nights you organize your book collection (thanks to Paul for this)

. . . if you arrange the suits in your closet by their shades of gray, from light gray to charcoal gray

. . . if you arrange the food in your fridge by use-by dates

. . . if you record your lawn mowings

. . . if, when you are waiting for a train to pass by at a train crossing, you count the train cars

. . . if you arrange the paper clips in your desk by their sizes

. . . you enjoy stapling papers

. . . if you wear both a belt and suspenders

. . . if you like to watch tide come in and go out

. . . if you like to watch grass grow

. . . if you enjoy mowing grass

. . . if you like to watch airport luggage carousels

. . . if you like to watch leaves fall

. . . if you like to rake leaves

. . . if you like to watch ice and snow melt

. . . if you like to watch water freeze

. . . if you like to watch grapes turn into raisins

. . . if you read Popular Mechanics instead of Maxim

. . . if you read The Economist instead GQ

. . . if you go to the shopping mall to walk, not to shop

. . . if you look forward to sorting your mail and have a system for doing it

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