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Groaner—Irishman and a Bar

irishman left bar

Dear DMC.

Did you hear about the Irishman that left the bar?

Could happen.

Garner Stack
Calgary, Canada

Man walks into a bar — said what?

bar

"A man walks into a bar. Do you know what he said?"

"He said, 'Ouch'."

Thanks to Joe Kerr, DMC member from New York


   

Neutrino walks into a bar

neutrino

Dear DMC

Here is a physics-based groaner:

"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here," says the bartender


 
A neutrino walks into a bar.
 
Regards
 
Steve Reszetniak
London

October 10, 2011

   
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