Top Ten Things The Amish Like To Do On Spring Break

10.  Drink molasses 'til you heave.
  9.  Wet-bonnet contest.
  8.  Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
  7.  Buttermilk kegger.
  6.  Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale.
  5.  Get a "Born to Raise Barns" tattoo.
  4.  Cruise the streets of Fort Lauderdale shouting insults at people with zippers.
  3.  Sleep in until six A.M.
  2.  Drive over to Mennonite country and kick some ass.
  1.  Churning butter naked.

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