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First Name: Herb Last Name: Aceous Place of Birth: Furbish Canada Current Location: Borkley Canada (a suburb of Furbish) Date of Birth: December, 7, 1940 Current Age: 58 Employment: The Feisty Plowman Restaurant Job: Chef/Doorman Hobbies: Cooking, Inventing new dishes, ingredient estimation Brief History: Herb graduated from The Borgia School of Fancy Cookery (Furbish Canada) where he majored in Canadian Cuisine with a minor in Spam preparation. Today he holds an advanced degree in Industrial food design and is head (and only) chef at the Feisty Plowman Restaurant in Borkley. He is usually credited with the revival of vegetarian meatloaf as a culinary treat. His signature dish (Tofu Sushi) is widely regarded as the finest in its class. He lives with his pet cat Maps "Spam spelled backwards" he tells us, showing his creative side, in a small apartment above the Feisty Plowman. He is very satisfied with his life in general. "Doing something for a living that you don't completely hate, is nice" he says, waxing philosophic. If pressed, he will admit to wishing his apartment had a window "just to shed some light on the subject" he likes to say, giving us a brief glimpse into his wry sense of humour. He also wishes the taxidermist had done a better job stuffing Maps after she passed on. "That smile just looks so fake, I've taken to turning her into the corner so I don't have to see it" he confesses. Herb is a fine example of a man happy with his accomplishments and envious of no one. We could all learn something from Herb.
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