Who says lawyers don’t have fun? Many of our members are lawyers (outnumbered only by accountants). They tell us that even they get a few laughs on the job . . . especially in court rooms. Some examples are set out below. More will follow in days to come.

Q: This disease you say you have . . . I think you call it myasthenia gravis . . . does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: In what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you’ve forgotten?

Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q:  How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

Q: All of your responses must be oral. Okay . . . first question . . . what school did you go to?

A: Oral.

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.