Dull Men’s favorite jokes adapted from Steve Wright’s jokes 

Have you noticed that irons have a setting for "permanent press."

Why?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and watch them fight it out.

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

I saw a bank that said if offered 24 Hour Banking." But I didn’t go in. I didn’t have that much time.