Some Carlinisms . . . imponderables . . .
have you ever wondered why?
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 or more on those little bottles
of Evian water? Find out by spelling Evian backwards (naive) Why are a wise man and a wises guy opposite? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons comes in airtight packages? Aren't croutons simply stale
bread to begin with?
Earlier ones we had up on our site:
How can you ever get off of a non-stop flight?Why aren't wrong numbers ever busy? Have you ever seen a toad sitting on a toadstool? Should pilots be barred from taking crash courses? Do medics in Rome refer to IVs as 4s?Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? How do you write a zero in Roman numerals? Why do ladies call it lipstick if they can still move their
lips? Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
If a candle factory burns down, do they try to put out the
fire? Or simply stand around singing happy birthday?
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