More Christmas Crackers

• Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

• Two parrots sitting on a Perch. One says to the other "can you smell fish"?

• What do you a call a deer with no eyes? No idea?

• What do you call a fish with no eyes. A fsh.

• What do you a call a deer with no eyes  and no legs. Still no idea?

• What do you call a dinosaur with one eye. A Dew-think-e-saurus

Many more in a similar vein, but such excitement must be shared in moderation.

Robert Lock
Wellington Somerset England