Snails Mugged

Where dull men – and women who appreciate
dull men – share thoughts and experiences about ordinary things

We don't get out much

It's OK to be dull

No matter where you go, there you are

Born to be mild

We're giving a good name to a four-letter word

We don't try to keep up with the Joneses (who are the Jonses, anyway?)

Go for glitz and glam? Why?

Three snails were crawling down the sidewalk. A turtle came up from behind and mugged them.

The police, when investigating the crime scene, began by asking the snails what happened.

One of the snails replied, "I really don't know . . . it all happened so fast."

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We'd also like to hear from you about:

Collections & Museums
Races (rubber ducks, shopping trolleys, library book carts — nothing faster than a Trabant)
Safe Excitement — what do you like to do in addition to watching paint dry?
Your favorite Park Benches
Your favorite Roundabouts
Additions to the world's largest directory on the direction of airport luggage carousels
Other everyday, ordinary things

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