A place to slow down, enjoy simple, everyday things, escape the troubles of life today. We do more than watch paint dry.
Safe excitement inside the Dull Men’s Club, where ordinary is a badge of honour
Those who marvel in the relatively mundane — from smooth Mars bars to fab bins — gather to...
Read MoreInternational Clothesline Week — last week — how did you celebrate?
Held annually starting the first Saturday of June Use clotheslines instead of dryers: They are...
Read MoreFrom 1988 — DMC Velveeta letter was NYT food editor’s favorite in year end wrap-up
We were rummaging through the archives and were amused by the last three paragraphs this clip from...
Read MoreDMC Certified Dull certificate — do you qualify for one?
To apply for a certificate like this, please email GroverClick@mac.com explaining your...
Read MorePitch Drop Experiment — duller, much duller, than watching paint dry or wood warp
Dear DMC, Hi, I’d like to submit this for consideration by the DMC. It’s fascinating...
Read MoreArtemis astronauts — mistake by news presenters
News presenters are saying the astronauts are the furthest anyone has ever been from the earth....
Read More“Heinz cream of tomato soup is the NHS in a tin” according to The Times Magazine
Report from Grover Click’s kitchen: I’m often teased when people happen to be in my...
Read MoreBREAKING NEWS in The Times — Kevin Beresford takes on the manosphere with a dullosphere
The dullosphere of the DMC is a welcomed antidote to the manosphere’s extreme masculinity,...
Read MoreApril 1 — best-ever April Fool’s prank —a classic by Norman Cousins
The nurse brought a lunch tray to Norman Cousins who was in a hospital “laughing his way to...
Read MoreBREAKING NEWS: 2025 European Tree of the Year Winner: an oak in Lithuania, 400 years old
400-Year-Old Common Oak Wins 2026 European Tree of the Year: See All the...
Read MoreDMC interviewed by BBC World Service, rebroadcast in Radio 4
click here to listen to this 6-minute interview of seven of our dullsters Saturday 31st January at...
Read More“The Dull Men’s Club? Where do I sign?” — article in The Sunday Times Magazine
02042026_MATT RUDD The Dull Men’s Club? Where do Isign? j_002 In praise of pottering: Take...
Read MoreDMC Honours List 2025: two awards every year to recognize commendable dullsters
The two awards are the Anorak of the Year in the UK and DMC Person of the Year for the rest of the...
Read MoreArticle about us in Men’s Health — November edition: “The unexpected joys of dullness”
Attached below is an article in the November edition of Men’s Health, a Hearst publication in the...
Read MoreITV’s Judge Rinder — DMC wins (from our archives)
For American viewers: this is the Judge Judy of the...
Read MoreNew Year’s Eve — we stayed home — we practiced writing 2026
A nice, quiet time at home. Writing 2026 over and over and over again. We will hit the ground...
Read More“Underdog Day” — 3rd Friday of every December — it’s OK to be Number Two, e.g., the second mouse gets the cheese
Third Friday of December every year A day to honor assistants, number twos, back office staff, PAs...
Read MoreGiving thanks — a two-way street for some dullsters
Dustbin Dave in Caister-on-Sea, Norfolk, is an example. He is thankful for many things, especially...
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- Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”
~ Albert Einstein
- Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”
~ Edward R. Murrow
- Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"
~ Hoagy Carmichael
- Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"
~ Marilyn Thomsen
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“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
- testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
- testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
- testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
- Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”
~ Will Rogers
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