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Upcoming event: Snail Racing at DMC meetup — Sunday 30th of August — Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese in London — door opens at High Noon
If you are in or near enough to London to attend, we hope to see you there. Please RSVP so we will...
Read MoreBristol International Balloon Fiesta — underway now, 7-9 August — its 47th year
The Bristol International Balloon Fiesta was founded in 1979 when a small group of like-minded...
Read MoreNational Allotments Week (UK) — August 10-16
National Allotments Week celebrates how allotments and gardening teach lifelong lessons, not just...
Read MoreWorld Yo-Yo Contest, Japan, August 13-16
Click here to read all about the contest on its website. It is the top contest of the...
Read MoreKool-Aid Days — August 14-16 — Hastings Nebraska
Home Page — schedule of events — and other kool information — click here Parade . ....
Read MoreClothesline Art . . . celebrating the ordinary
Art by Helga Stentzel. Helga spent her childhood in Siberia where entertainment was limited. A...
Read MoreRoyal Swan Upping 2026 — great news, improved numbers after two-year dip
“I’m delighted,” the King’s Swan Marker, David Barber, said when he heard...
Read MoreThe 2026 World Pea Shooting Champions have been crowned
Announcement of winners from the event’s website Paul Gipp defended his Traditional World...
Read MoreMount Rushless: DMC suggestion — build it for the vice presidents
of the presidents on Mount Rushmore: Vice President is more suitable a dullster. Basically,...
Read MoreWorld Sauntering Day was Thursday June 19 — did you like it, are you now saunterying every day?
June 19 — same date every year Sauntering: walking along slowly, aimlessly, happily World...
Read MoreInternational Clothesline Week — first week of June — but you can celebrate it more than that, depending on the weather
Held annually starting the first Saturday of June Use clotheslines instead of dryers: They are...
Read MoreFrom 1988 — DMC Velveeta letter was NYT food editor’s favorite in year end wrap-up
We were rummaging through the archives and were amused by the last three paragraphs this clip from...
Read MoreDMC Certified Dull certificate — do you qualify for one?
To apply for a certificate like this, please email GroverClick@mac.com explaining your...
Read MoreInside the Dull Men’s Club, where ordinary is a badge of honour
Those who marvel in the relatively mundane — from smooth Mars bars to fab bins — gather to...
Read MoreITV’s Judge Rinder — DMC wins (from our archives)
For American viewers: this is the Judge Judy of the...
Read MorePitch Drop Experiment — duller, much duller, than watching paint dry or wood warp
Dear DMC, Hi, I’d like to submit this for consideration by the DMC. It’s fascinating...
Read MoreArtemis astronauts — mistake by news presenters
News presenters are saying the astronauts are the furthest anyone has ever been from the earth....
Read More“Heinz cream of tomato soup is the NHS in a tin” according to The Times Magazine
Report from Grover Click’s kitchen: I’m often teased when people happen to be in my...
Read MoreApril 1 — best-ever April Fool’s prank —a classic by Norman Cousins
The nurse brought a lunch tray to Norman Cousins who was in a hospital “laughing his way to...
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- Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”
~ Albert Einstein
- Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”
~ Edward R. Murrow
- Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"
~ Hoagy Carmichael
- Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"
~ Marilyn Thomsen
- testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
- testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
- testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
- testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
- Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”
~ Will Rogers
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