Christmas Crackers — squirreling away soon for next year

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Xmas squirrles and crackers

It’s almost time to squirrel away our Christmas Crackers for another year. Before we close the box, do you have any you’d like to put in it? If you do, please email to contactus@dullmensclub.com.


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To a whale weigh station

From  Steve Morton

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick

From Steve Reszetniak


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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can Ho Ho Ho

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

It soots him

What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?

Frosties

Where does Santa stay when he travels?

At the Ho Ho Hotel

Why would you remove your door bell?

To win the No Bell Prize

What did the snowman say to the other snowman who was standing next to him?

I smell carrots

What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?

Platform shoes

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It waves

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Christmas Crackers — a British Tradition — It’s History

For readers not familiar with the tradition of Christmas crackers, here’s some background.

Christmas crackers are brightly colored paper tubes that are placed on each plate at Christmas parties.

christmas cracker on plate

The tubes, when pulled apart from each end, break open with an exploding — cracking – sound. A paper slip with a joke and a paper hat — a crown — fall out.

Christmas crackers were invented by Thomas Smith in 1846 when he was visiting Paris. He came across bon-bons, sugar-almonds wrapped in tissue paper. Smith began importing bon-bons to England.

The bon-bons sold well at Christmas but not other times of the year.

In the 1850s, Smith started putting mottos in the bon-bons. As bon-bons were often bought by men to give to women, many of the mottos turned out to be love poems.

In 1860, Smith added bangers — two strips of chemically impregnated paper that make a cracking sound when pulled apart.

Over time, jokes replaced the love poems.

More information about this can be found on this website:  http://resources.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/xmas/crackers.html

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22 December 2017

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